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Henny Youngman Quotes

  1. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. ...
  2. If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,....sleep late. ...
  3. My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat. ...
  4. When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. ...
  5. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ...


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